Roundabout every one of us loathes appearing in an exam. The longest 3 hours for any individual (only if you’re not prepared). We experience numerous numbers of emotions during the period. When you know the answers, you feel delighted. A jovial feeling hugs you. Whatever you had put into for passing the exam has finally paid off. Another emotion is being fucked up. This emotion is experienced in about every other situation. For example, when you realize that you’re not going to clear the exam when the most detested invigilator walks in when it comes down to the chapter that you skipped (which eventually stands in your way to pass the exam) and lots more.
Apart from the emotions, there are a variety of people which we get to witness in any exam hall. Even if don’t we know the other guy, we do start to judge them by their body language and other standards. We have compiled some of such people for you. Check them out below:
The lesson chanter
Every one of us can effortlessly point out this individual from the crowd. The dedicated ass standing at a fair distance from the throng chanting his lessons. The one who utilizes each minute before entering into the examination hall.
The Ho Gya guy
The one who somehow manages to complete his syllabus and needs no last time revision. He/she would approach others and enquire how much they have prepared. Just a reality check for himself on where he stands among rest in terms of the syllabus.
The superstitious
When the question paper is handed over, there will always be one individual reciting religious mantras and sketching spiritual symbols on the front page of the question paper. The whole process plays around faith and spirituality.
The backstabber
The one son of a bitch who knows everything but refuses to tell. Why do we even have such betrayers in our society?
The flirt
The wanna be the cool guy who flirts with the invigilator and other girls in the room but fails miserably. Our prayers are with you.
The Farra Specialist
The smartest head in the room that relies more on his skills than his knowledge. He is the most aware of his surroundings than anyone else in the building. He knows the real meaning of DEFCON; knows the execution and escape plan. It appears as if he has taken Javed Akhtar’s poem too seriously.
Zindagi Hai To Khwab Hain,
Khwab Hai To Manzilain Hain,
Manzilain Hai To Faasle Hain,
Faasle Hai To Raaste Hain,
Raaste Hai To Mushkilain Hain,
Mushkilain Hain To Hausla Hain,
Hausla Hai To Vishwas Hai,
Kyonki Fighter Hamesha Jeet-ta Hai.
The messenger
The most trustworthy guy in the room. The last Hoffnung of entire mankind. The one who knows the art of managing a command centre. The helpline number, God bless you!
The honest bitch
The most irksome prickle that has the potential to stop you from passing the exam. The honest candidate who doesn’t cheat and doesn’t let others cheat. Why would you do like that to someone? That’s rude.
The sheet master
Basically, the storyteller, the one who can write about anything and fills a shit number of sheets. 3 hours are never going to be sufficient for this guy. He would write, write and write. He makes us doubt on our answers, like what the fuck is he writing that we don’t know or haven’t answered. Stop discouraging your mates. Keep it short.
The dreamer
The backbencher who never studies and comes unprepared. As soon as he is done reading all the questions (just in case he happens to know something), it’s time for him for a good sleep.
The beggar
Irrespective of knowledge quotient, there will be a guy who always forgets to bring his stuff. Let it be a pen, compass, eraser, ruler or any fucking thing. Bring your own shit man!
The accuser
The last-minute traitor who backs out from the ongoing exchange of answers as soon as the invigilator spots them. I didn’t do anything Mam, he was asking. WTF. Really?
The sceptic
Once the exam is over, he will still live on the hope that he will make it through. We need more optimistic people in this society. Cheers!
The gambler
The one who has finally realized that a piece of paper can’t decide his future. He selects one option off the four and goes on to tick the same each question.
What do you think of our list? Have we missed a personality? Do let us know in the comments.
